Coming Early Next Year!
A Wine and Dessert Bar Experience
Unmatched Anywhere!
The Finest Wines and Tiramisu in the World!

Two Girls One Glass

First round financing and initial deposits have been made.
Artificial intelligence has been deployed.
Much has been sacrificed to bring this innovative top shelf nightclub experience to life.
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Famous Cocktails to Include

Absinthe to Mouth

From the lucid dreams of Edgar Allen Poe and inspired by human centipede cinematic universe, comes this liquorice flavored masterpiece.

Alex, I’d like to Buy a Bowel

Taking cues from our award aspiring trivia teams, and combining the best of jello shots and two-dollar pint night, this daily double is sure to ring your buzzer.

The Wrong Hole

Our resident gormonde’s take on the classic Arnold Palmer, but substituting all the ingredients you know for things that are even better. This drive is not only on the green, it’s a hole in one.

Full bar menu is under construction.

Famous Desserts to Include

Sweet Little Mousse

So good you’ll want it all to yourself, but enough for two.

Blending soft cheese, smoothly shaved chocolate, and heavily whipped cream so that every mouthful makes this decadent dessert worth screaming for.

You would sell your pets for a mousse this good.

Tiramisu

A generous helping of this scandalously layered delight. Creamy espresso and rum soaked ladyfingers make this the perfect ending to any evening.

A Holy Cannoli

Jesus only knows what’s in these, but it’s freaking fantastic.

Fudge Packed Brownies

Just like the old world recipe you remember, but topped with organic hand whipped creme fraiche.

Raspberries

Quietly arranged in a bowl.

Charity Events in the Works

First Annual
Runs for Cancer

Early-bird Sponsor Packages are being assembled now!
Thank you to all sponsors for your deposits!